by Jayita Bhattacharya & Matt Test
When Elvis Presley died in 1977, there were an estimated 37 Elvis impersonators in the world. By 1993, there were 48,000 Elvis impersonators, an exponential increase. Extrapolating from this, by 2010 there will be 2.5 billion Elvis impersonators. The population of the world will be 7.5 billion by 2010. Every 3rd person will be an Elvis impersonator by 2010. —San Francisco Chronicle, October 27, 1993
Curious Theatre Branch announces the premiere of a new tonal operetta for voice, orchestra, and analog television, beginning January 23rd at the Rhinoceros Theater Festival. A summation of all things quotidian, ominous, and immanently forgettable, Elvisbride: Some Prepared Remarks to Clarify the Impending Jubilation makes music from mystery as four actors, pretending to be friends in a diner, examine the fate of an Elvis impersonator while a famously beleaguered political figure prepares to make a terrible confession.